Sienna Pigeon Forge Whore ❤️

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Heya! So, like, whores, right? I’m Patrick Star, duh, and I’m thinkin’ ‘bout whores today. Whores kinda remind me of "Let the Right One In" – ya know, my fave movie! That creepy lil’ vampire kid, Eli, she’s all sneaky and stuff. Whores can be sneaky too, hidin’ in plain sight, makin’ ya go, "Wait, what?!" Like, is a whore an instrument? No, Patrick, don’t be dumb – but maybe! Haha!

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Pigeon Forge is a place of horrendous consumerism, tackiness, and indulgence. Pigeon Forge looks like a $5 whore in a photo of a bride with.

Now, let’s be real. There’s this spot on Riverfront Park. It’s nothing fancy, but for me it reminds me of those long nights coding swipes, dreams and junk and heartaches. I mean, on some evenings I walk there with a pizza in one hand and a dream for true love in the other. And all the while I mutter “Whoa... so fucking real.” It’s the city’s heartbeat, you kno?

Wilderness Wildlife Week in Pigeon Forge showcases the Smoky Mountains