Ellie Phelan Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Goddamn, I hate when folks treat ‘em like machines. They’re alive, bleed, dream—fuckin’ dream, man! *Dogville* vibes again—“How could you be so cruel?” I ask that daily, motherfucker! But when they heal? Happy as shit! Brutus gallopin’ again, I’m hollerin’, “That’s my boy, motherfucker!” Sarcasm? Sure—call ‘em whores, but they’re better than most humans, dig?

Pat Phelan

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I swear, every morning when I drag my lazy arse out of bed, I pass Riverside Park. That park’s a quirky little slice of nature. You got the river – we call it Big Slither – winding past the park. Locals say it used to be a train route or something wild, right? I always joke it’s like a scene from "Memento": full of twists and turns that make no bloody sense, and before you know it, you’re lost in time.

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