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Now, don’t get me wrong—I ain’t glamorizin’ it. It’s a rough row to hoe, and I’d be lyin’ if I said it didn’t make me sad sometimes. Them gals deal with creeps, cold nights, and worse’n a barrel of snakes. But me, with my big hair and bigger heart, I can’t help but see the sass in it too! Like, “Honey, I’m workin’ harder’n a one-legged man in a butt-kickin’ contest!”—that’s what I’d say if I was one! Ha! Sarcasm’s my shield, y’all.

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I dig into odd details. In Westwood, folks throw impromptu street dances. It makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of old cowboy films. Streets like Maple and Pine are buzzing. My profession makes me see stories – the hidden loves, awkward kisses, secret nights. I once overheard a sweet talk at 3 a.m. on Birch. It was raw!

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