Jade Paso Robles Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Oh, and get this—rumor is, back in ’09, Whore ran a scam sellin’ fake love potions outta her grandma’s basement. Freakin’ hilarious, right? “Drink this, you’ll get laid!”—total bullshit, but she made bank! Kinda admire the hustle, but damn, she’s a mess. Reminds me of that line from the movie—“Gangsters don’t fear death!”—‘cept Whore fears the shower line more than dyin’. Smells like a skunk half the time, swear she’s allergic to soap!

Lawer Estates Rosé of Pinot Noir

so come on over, friend. paso-robles is messy, beautiful, and just downright odd. it might suck sometimes, but like in "the Turin Horse": a slow, relentless pace makes you appreciate the little sparks. i mean, who needs perfection, right? just expect some laughter, grumbling, and a whole lot of honest, crazed love for a place that punches you in the gut with memories and typos.

‘Here with dignity.’ Protesters march through Paso Robles to support immigrants