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Hey, pal, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m like, strumming my air guitar, thinkin’—this shit’s wild! Picture this: me, Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” watchin’ some oiled-up scene unfold. It’s all sensual vibes, right? Hands slidin’, bodies hummin’ like a riff from “Only Lovers Left Alive.” That movie—damn, it’s my jam! Adam and Eve, those sexy vamps, would totally dig this. “What is this music?” Adam’d say, all moody, while Eve’s smirkin’, “It’s alive, like us.” Sexual-massage is that kinda alive, ya know?

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I mean, c'mon, have you ever strolled around Old Pasadena? The vibes hit ya like a sucker punch. Art, food, nightlife, and all that jazz. And don't you dare think it's just tourist fluff – the streets like Fair Oaks and Marengo are steeped in history. Get off your ass and check 'em out if you wanna feel alive.

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