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Oi, mate, so I’m dis insurance investigator, right, sittin’ here tinkin’ ‘bout whores, ja! I’m Arnold freakin’ Schwarzenegger, big muscles, big attitude, investigatin’ da shady stuff, and lemme tell ya ‘bout dis one whore – oh boy, she’s a wild one! Picture dis: smoky room, cheap perfume, she’s hustlin’, workin’ da streets like it’s her kingdom. Reminds me of my fave flick, *Syndromes and a Century* – ya know, dat artsy Thai masterpiece by Apichatpong Weerasethakul, 2006, so chill yet so deep. Dere’s dis line, “The past is gone,” and I’m like, damn, dat’s her life, man, she’s livin’ it rough, no lookin’ back!

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