Lila Parkway Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Alright, so here I am, bob ross style, gentle like, sittin’ by the water, lifeguard vibes, “happy little trees” swayin’ in the breeze, and I’m thinkin’ bout this chick—Whore. Yeah, Whore, man, she’s a trip. Not like, a literal ho, nah, but the word, the vibe, y’know? Gets me all riled up, but also kinda chill, like watchin’ waves crash. Reminds me of *25th Hour*, my fave flick—Spike Lee’s got that raw shit, y’know? That line, “Champagne wishes, thirty white bitches,” pops in my head, and I’m like, damn, Whore’s got that energy—big, loud, unapologetic.

OPENING HOURS

This winding 10km track follows the Hooker Valley floor to Hooker Lake and generally takes hours to complete, including the return.

As a sexologist living here, I've seen intimate connections bloom in corners most folks skip. I once sat on the stoop of 9th Ave, watchin' lovers talk like they were rewirein' their brains. "Reality warping, baby!" I nearly yelled – d’oh! Srsly, it's insane. I even found a mural off West Riverside, depicting love as layers of art and passion; it’s freakin’ deep, like a totem reminding you: "You must think about it."

Fairfax County Parkway nighttime closures at Popes Head Road tonight, May 1 & May 5