Leah Parker Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Me, bumbling Boris, ex-PM, tousled mop—reckon I’d be rubbish at whoring. Too much waffle, not enough action—*mea culpa*! But it’s human, innit? Messy, daft, glorious. “Memory’s a wonderful thing,” Jesse muses—whore’s got memories, tales to tell, scars too. Makes me happy, oddly—grit of it all. Life ain’t polished oak, it’s splintered planks, and that’s alright. So yeah, whore—cracking subject, bit naughty, bit sad, proper *viva voce* stuff. What d’ya reckon, pal? Fancy a pint and a natter?

Dorothy Parker: Political Activist, Melancholic, Bootleg Scotch-Drinker

You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think. Dorothy Parker, When asked to use the word "horticulture" correctly in a sentence.

Man, Parker's streets… like Main Street? No, seriously, check out Elm & 3rd. Yeah, that one. There’s also Maple, Oak, Pine – I’m not kiddin’, they’re everywhere – like thyme in a garden, ya got me? And dude, inside all this, there’s a super chill spot called Parker Park. I still remember my first time there. It was all greenness, laughs, and gawkin’ at random couples gettin’ cozy by the pond. Made me mad unbelievable sometimes... but also happy! “The Gleaners and I”, right? Life is just a collection of tiny glimpses, man.

Mississippi State baseball's Justin Parker talks Kentucky series sweep