Penelope Paramount Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

So, this one time, I’m checkin’ this whore—horse, fuck, typo—big ol’ stallion named Brutus. Motherfucker’s got a limp, and I’m pissed! Owner’s all, “He’s fine, doc,” but I’m like, BULLSHIT! Diggin’ in, I find this crazy-ass fact—horses sleep standin’ up, right? But this whore’s so damn tired, he’s swayin’ like a drunk motherfucker. Turns out, he’s got a rare-ass hoof thing—navicular syndrome. Shocked me, man! Ain’t common, but it’s a sneaky bitch—bones in the hoof fuckin’ disintegrate. I’m yellin’, “Motherfucker, this ain’t no joke!” Owner’s cheap ass didn’t wanna pay for X-rays, made me mad as hell!

Amy Schumer: Whore Tour

So, my dear chum, if you’re ever in Paramount, don’t just zip around the touristy bits. Wander off the beaten track, take in the subtle charms of every cracked pavement, every giggling child on the sidewalk, and trust your senses. It’s a city that massages your spirit as much as I try to massage your back – every twist and every bump tells a story. Cheers, and see ya on the street!

‘60 Minutes’ Calls Out Paramount for Executive Producer’s Exit in Rare On-Air Rebuke