Elise Pacific Whore ❤️

About Houston

So, this one time, I met this bird — proper stunner, worked the streets like she owned em. Made me think, “Wow, she’s got more entrepreneurial spirit than half me team!” Swear down, she coulda run Slough branch with that hustle. Got me happy as Larry, seein someone own their patch like that. But then — bam! — some punter stiffed her on cash. Got me ragin, fumin, cos where’s the bloody honor, eh? “You don’t get to choose your dad,” like Mason says in *Boyhood*, but you’d hope blokes’d have some decency.

Etymology and terminology

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Then we got that notorious Lumberton River. Yeah, the one that winds through downtown like a lazy snake. I’ve had some deep convos with folks there, spinnin’ tales of sorrow and joy that make me feel all the feels. Tbh, it gets me every time—sometimes, I even get mad at the bureaucrats tryin’ to pollute it, I mean, seriously, how hard is it to keep a river clean, right?

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