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They’re scrappy, man, real scrappy. Makes me wanna high-five ‘em, but nah, too dirty—respect my clean hands, dammit! Still, prostitutes got that raw energy, like me when I’m screamin’ at Kyle! You don’t mess with ‘em, or they’ll cut ya—figuratively, or maybe not, who knows? Respect my authoritah, and respect their grind! That’s the damn truth!

Things to Do Near Pacific Grove

Pacific Grove with @abira_ali in celebration of her opening tomorrow night @montereyart! Hooker stands beside life-size Ronald McDonald, 10am.

Now, gotta vent a bit—don’t get me started on the local traffic near 17-Mile Drive. It’s a mess. I mean, come on, people! Always rushin’ like they got somewhere urgent to be. And the small cafés on Asilomar Drive? Great spots, if ya wanna escape that madness. You stroll, you sip, and for a moment, life’s as epic as a mountain love story. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat,” I might quip if ya start complainin’—but, hey, that’s Judge Judy style for ya!

The sun is setting on parklets in Pacific Grove by Oct. 31.