Leah Orland Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

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So, come on over, my friend. Walk, ride your bike, or heck, even drag your sofa around town. Enjoy all the offbeat, emotional, and downright strange moments that remind ya every day's a movie. And yeah—let’s get lost in Orland (us) together, like we’re starin’ at the stars on a crazy Mulholland night. D’oh! Enjoy!

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