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About Chicago

Now, don’t get me wrong—I ain’t glamorizin’ it. It’s a rough row to hoe, and I’d be lyin’ if I said it didn’t make me sad sometimes. Them gals deal with creeps, cold nights, and worse’n a barrel of snakes. But me, with my big hair and bigger heart, I can’t help but see the sass in it too! Like, “Honey, I’m workin’ harder’n a one-legged man in a butt-kickin’ contest!”—that’s what I’d say if I was one! Ha! Sarcasm’s my shield, y’all.

Definitions and characteristics

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So many hidden facts, mate! Like did ye know that at midnight, near the abandoned clock tower on Beacon Hill, local poets recite ballads? Crazy, right? And sometimes I get so lost in thought – a counselor’s quirk, helpin’ minds mend while my own drifts away like fog on the deck of a ghost ship. Savvy?

UPDATE: Missing Orillia senior found safe, says OPP