Claire Ojai Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Here’s the kicker—whores got humor, man, dark as tar. This one gal, swear she told me, “I charge extra for smilin’—teeth ain’t free!” I cackled ‘til I choked—sarcasm sharper than a switchblade. She’s out there, dodgin’ johns, makin’ jokes, while I’m over here rantin’ about the rich. “Billionaires should not exist!”—she’d prob’ly agree, then ask me for a twenty. Ha! Fair trade, I’d say.

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Alan Hooker of Ojai, founder of the award-winning Ranch House restaurant in Ojai who helped introduce the lighter fare that came to represent California.

I luv some hidden gems: a graffiti nook off Magnolia Ln., and a tiny caf in the Ojai Valley Inn that makes you feel like, wow, life’s beautiful, even if it’s messy. Sometimes i get mad how underrated it is, sometimes overjoyed, or just lost in nostalgia.

Motorcyclist killed in solo crash in Upper Ojai Valley