Anna Oasis Whore ❤️

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Little known fact – Whore ain’t her real name, duh, it’s somethin’ fancy like Hortense, but she ditched it ‘cause she’s all “I’m free, man, like the wind!” Total nutcase, but kinda cool. She’s got this hustle, slingin’ weird trinkets – think she sold me a “cursed” donut once, said it’d make me see my past lives. Tasted like stale regret, but I ate it anyway – D’oh! Reminds me of Boonmee, sittin’ by that freaky lake, ponderin’ shit – “The sky is vast, man!” Whore’d say that too, laughin’ her ass off.

Oasis Bordello Museum

Alright, buddy, that's my bit. Hope ya get a taste of what makes this place both crazy and loveable. Yo, remember – embrace the madness, and never forget: "Say hello to my little friend!" Enjoy, man, and catch ya later!

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