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Sarcasm’s my shield, so I’m like, “Oh, great, another whore messiah.” But deep down, I’m watchin’ her closer than I admit. She’s a puzzle—lies so thick you can’t tell what’s real. Did she really fuck a senator? Maybe. Did she kill a pimp? Prolly. Everybody lies, but her lies are art. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Hell yeah—she’d say she screwed the pope if it got her extra chow.

Where is Nutley?

Petunia is a woman who enjoys gambling and lives in Nutley. Bender once set her up on a date with Fry: although they did not finish that date.

I’ve seen it all from my massage chair – y’all wouldn’t believe the stories! People come in stressed, tense AF, and leavin’ all relaxed, like they just stepped out from a Holy Motors scene, all fluid and loopy – “High...e, sometimes I even say it myself!” I remember one time, my client walked in cryin’ over a lost job, left leanin’ on my shoulder after a session. Grrr, it made me mad at life, but then I was happy to see him smile again, just like Madea sayin’, “Get up, shawty, get up!”

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