Lauren Norwell Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Humor me, tho—she’s probs laughing at us all, like, “Y’all think you’re so proper?” Sarcasm level: expert. My opinion? Whore’s a survivor, but damn, she’s exhausting. I’m over here stress-eatin’ croissants thinkin’ ‘bout her drama. In my head: “Edna, focus, no capes on whore’s cape-less chaos!”

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Alright, listen up, motherfer! Let me tell ya 'bout Norwell (us) like it's my damn backyard—'cause it sorta is! I'm a pleasure coach livin' here, and this place ain't just streets and buildings, it's a fin' vibe.

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