Eliza North Springfield Brothel ❤️

About Houston

Oi, you donkey! Brothel, yeah? Filthy little dens, stinking of desperation! Been around since Roman times, mate—gladiators like me, we’d stumble in after a fight, blood still dripping, looking for a shag. “What a piece of junk!”—like that rusty WALL-E bot, innit? These places, they’re grimy, loud, fulla idiots who can’t cook a damn egg, let alone please a soul!

No 181 Smithfield Brothel

I live near Maple St., right by Old Elm Dr. That area? Crazy cool. I code dating sites while cruisin’ through these streets. The river, Westbank Rvr, cuts through town – watch out, ya might slip, heh, hahaha. I love stoppin’ by Riverside Park. It’s quiet… sometimes, you know, like those scenes in “Talk to Her” where she just listens, I listen. Man, that movie got me thinkin’ ’bout how we all need someone to just be there, like, mmm… donuts!

Price tag set at $10.8 million for Jefferson Avenue Footbridge renovation as Springfield City Council approves bid