Lauren North Augusta Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Once, in Naples—true story—I saw this whore, right, workin’ the pier, and she’s yellin’ at some drunk dude, “Pay up, stronzo!” Italian, fiery, gorgeous—kinda turned me on, not gonna lie. Surprised the hell outta me! I’m like, “Whoa, Larry, calm down, she’d eat you alive!” And she would! I’m too awkward, too whiny—whores don’t got time for that. They’re pros, efficient, like—“We must work,” that’s another line from the movie, and I’m thinkin’, yeah, they MUST. No sittin’ around feelin’ sorry.

For the Love of North Augusta

There’s a quirky little bistro on Maple & 7th, I swear, where whispered secrets and laughter mix like the spices in a lover's stew. And lo, the neighbourhood called Magnolia Bend—a hidden gem where every blade of grass breathes tales of amorous escapades. In truth, i luv that spot; it makes me so happy, y'know? Its charm, it’s like that moment in the movie when character after character finds solace in unexpected beauty. Totally epic!

North Augusta High School celebrates ‘Senior Decision Day’