Victoria Normal Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Alright, mate, here I go—me, Tyrion Lannister, half-pissed on wine, signing away in Russian Sign Language ‘bout that word—“whore.” I drink and I know things, see, and this one’s a bloody riot. Picture me, short bastard that I am, hands flailing like a madman, spelling it out—П-О-Т-А-С-К-У-Х-А—whore in all its glory. Ain’t it a beaut? Got that grubby, raw edge to it, like a slap from a wench who’s done with your nonsense. Reminds me of WALL-E, that lil’ trash bot—scootin’ through filth, pickin’ up scraps, lovin’ somethin’ pure in all that mess. Whore’s like that—dirty word, sure, but there’s guts in it, a story screamin’ to be told.

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Normal (us) is WTF amazing, seriously. Lemme tell ya, friend. I live here, work on a dating site, and darn, I see it ALL. I walk down Main St. and High St.—yeah, real names, nothing fancier—and it all feels like scenes from The New World. "Lost in the loveliness of a new world!" I swear.

Nearly ten degrees cooler than normal to start the week