Sofia Newberg Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Lightbulb! Little factoid—did ya know, in Moscow, 1800s, whores had yellow tickets? Like, official “I’m a hoe” pass. Crazy, right? Had to flash it or bam—jail! Kinda sad, kinda badass, like Jack twistin’ fate, goin’ “I wish I knew how to quit you,” but stuck in da game.

Chapters in this book

This special is dedicated to my father James W, who passed away a few days after I shot this. Love you, pop. This is my first comedy special. It's fun. If you are aging or enjoy the comedic.

I got love for our little community backyard: the Newberg Community Gardens. It's not just for veggies, it's where we share laughs, throw quirky events, and sometimes, when I feel extra zen, I lead a mini breathing session. And holy shit, I swear I saw a tear drop while sitting under the gnarled oak on Blossom Street—mad emotional moment, wild as fuck!

Acting superintendent takes over as Newberg faces end-of-month deadline to resolve unexpected deficit