Samantha New Smyrna Beach Whore ❤️

About New York City

One night, I’m preachin’ peace ‘n’ love, right, and Dolly rocks up, skirt shorter than a Beatle’s haircut, goin’, “Austin, you square, join the party!” I’m all, “Baby, I’m hip, but I ain’t payin’!” She cackles, says, “You’re an animal, a beast!” – straight outta the movie, Lancaster Dodd style, controllin’ the scene. Loved that sass, made me grin like a Cheshire cat, tho I was half-tempted to sermonize her arse off – “Repent, you saucy tart!” – but nah, too shagadelic for that.

We’re Sorry!

Sunset in New Smyrna Beach, FL. May be an image of twilight and body of water. May be an image of body of water and twilight. May.

Have you strolled down Village Green? Its hidden charm is unreal and mysterious, kinda like those lonely moments in Lost in Translation. There's a quirky art mural on Pacific Avenue I discovered by accident – legit a local secret! And then there’s that killer taco joint on Main Street – tacos that hit harder than a love confession.

Accused reckless driver leads to 5-vehicle crash in New Smyrna Beach; 2 hospitalized