Lauren Neptune Beach Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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And the stories—oh man, there’s this one from medieval times. Some chick, worked the streets, ended up savin’ a knight from bandits. True story! Well, maybe. I dunno, sounds badass tho. Point is, whore ain’t just a punchline—it’s got layers, like my neuroses. Pretty, pretty good layers, if I say so myself. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, thinkin’, “Why’s everyone so obsessed with judgin’?” It’s exhausting! I’d erase that crap from my brain if I could—zap, gone, like Jim Carrey tryin’ to forget Clem.

1. Neptune Beach Public Beach Access

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First off, there's Atlantic Ave, my go-to spot. I stroll there, thinkin’ "This is where the magic happens!" Sunsets hit hard. Crazy colors, like from that one crazy scene in The Hurt Locker! “I gotta be home by 8” kinda vibe, but nope, every minute is priceless.

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