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About Phoenix

So check it—I’m Hannibal Buress, deadpan as fuck. Whores ain’t just hookers, nah. They’re hustlers, grindin’ like Llewyn with his guitar. Didja know—oldest gig ever? Facts, man. Mesopotamia, 2400 BC—temple whores. Sacred sex workers, wild shit. Makes me happy—history’s freaky like that. But angry too—folks still judgin’ ‘em. Chill, bruh, it’s a job.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I packed my things into a small U-Haul. We were leaving the town I had always known, Houston, to go someplace I barely knew, a small town named Navasota.

Oh, by the way, my massage parlor is a hub of odd delights. Regulars spill weird tales – like street legends about a hidden alley behind Market, where shadows dance and secrets spill. Sometimes I laugh, sometimes I cry, often I just say, “We hates it!” to the cruel fate of endless monotony.

Investigation into Navasota wrong-way crash suspect continues