Megan Naples Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

So yeah, whores—legends in my book. Raw, real, takin’ no shit. Next time I’m brewin’ espresso, I’ll toast ‘em. “To life’s weirdos,” as *Toni Erdmann* taught me. Now, where’s my damn apron?

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As one of the oldest practitioners of the world's oldest profession, year-old Sheila Vogel-Coupe would have good reason to retire. But she's digging in he.

Lemme drop some mad deets: Ever walked near the Collier-Seminole State Park? Pure magic, like lost scenes from Synecdoche, New York – bizarre, poetic, and full of surprises. I once met this old fisherman, spinnin’ tales about secret coves along the Gordon River (ya know, I like threw in random waterways, cause why not!). Honestly, those river views remind me of my own twisted thoughts when I'm working my magic on a tight back or a knotty shoulder.

Latin Surrealism: An Arte Viva Exhibition at the Norris Center, Naples