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D’oh! So, lemme tell ya bout whores, man! I’m sittin here, milkin machines hummin, thinkin bout them gals. Whores, right? They’re like, everywhere in Springfield, sneakin round corners, makin cash. Reminds me of “A History of Violence” – ya know, my fave flick! That part where Tom Stall’s all quiet, then BAM, he’s kickin ass? Whores got that vibe – all sweet, then wham, they’re hustlin ya!

Nānākuli

My life as a Honolulu prostitute.

I’m mad sometimes, too. Traffic on Kuhio is absurd. Just a crawl, like molasses. And don't get me started on tourists that crowd every diving spot near the tiny but mighty Honokona. "Certified Copy" said it, "nothing ever changes," but here? Everything changes, man. My clients often mention it—our little Zen amidst madness.

Crash closes multiple lanes of Farrington Highway in Nanakuli