Abigail Muscoy Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, check it—little known fact: “whore” pops up in old tax ledgers, medieval ones! Scribes’d write it shorthand for “wasted overhead revenue”—crazy, right? Accountants back then, sneaky bastards, hid brothel cash in church tithes! Great Scott, that’s ballsy! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, thinkin’—man, I’d kill to audit those books. Got me all fired up, ‘cause cheatin’ the system like that? Genius! Pisses me off too—where’s MY loophole, huh?

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I get mad here sometimes – traffic on 5th and Elm can make a sappy boy like me lose his cool. And languages? Pfft, scribbles of slang blend with ancient whispers, like “I am your father” whispered in the dark alleyways, echoing the old movies’ mysticism. My profession? Helps me view pleasures with extra clarity, if ya catch my drift. I see joys and sorrows lurking everywhere, like in that dodgy corner cafe on Rustler Road. Crazy place, kind of off the radar, but oh so real.

UPDATE: Suspected drunken driver arrested in fatal Muscoy crash