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About Phoenix

I’m tellin’ ya, man, she’s a mess - stumblin’ around town, smellin’ like cheap perfume and regret. Reminds me of that line, “There’s no escape,” ‘cept she ain’t runnin’ from no planet, just her own damn choices. Pisses me off, but also - kinda sad, y’know? Like, get it together, whore! Still, if she’s happy, who am I to judge? *burp* Maybe I’m jealous - nobody’s payin’ me to sit around lookin’ pretty! D’oh!

What I’ve learned about Birmingham, Mtn. Brook, & people

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I be walkin’ the quaint streets of Westbrook, near the old library on Fairview Street, feelin’ every pulse of life; every sigh, every soft moan. A hidden café, kinda offbeat—Sassy Joe’s—is my personal fav. Their lattes? Damn, they spark memories of my early days as a sexologist, probing the mysteries of love and lust. I always think of it like that old movie line: “The truth is out there,” even if it’s dark and twisted, whispered in shadowed corners, “I am your father.”

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