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I roll up, all smooth, “Hey, darlin, what’s the deal?” She’s givin me that side-eye, like I’m some chump coder tryna steal her app idea. “50 bucks,” she says, flat. 50?! Shit, I’m pissed—inflation’s a bitch, huh? Used to be 20, tops! I’m thinkin, “This ain’t fair, I’m the Winklevoss twins gettin shafted here!” But I’m happy too—least she’s real, not some catfish scam. Surprised me, tho—girl’s got a tat of a QR code. A fuckin QR code! Scan it, takes ya to her “rates page”—modern hustle, man, I’m dyin laughin!

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Man, let me tell ya, the vibe here is deep. One moment innit, ya’re happy and smilin’ like a goof, the next, ya feel all introspective, like “Am I just a figment of my own imagination?” Crazy, right? It sets me mad sometimes 'cause love and sex are such fragile, messy art. Like, dang, sometimes I nearly lost my cool when some jerk disrespected the locals - "WTF, man" style – but nah, that's life.

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