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So, I’m stumblin’, half-drunk, half-genius—prolly both—down some sketch alley. Neon lights flicker, like, *we have to go deeper*, and I’m laughin’—why? ‘Cause this dude, right, this crusty-ass pimp, rolls up, gold tooth flashin’, tryna sell me his “top girl.” Bro, she looked like she been workin’ since the 1800s—fact! Did ya know prostitutes in old London used to carry lemons? Scurvy protection, bruh—wild! Anyway, I’m like, “Nah, fam, I ain’t payin’ for no fossilized cooze!” He got mad—fuck him, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t bow!

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PROJECT CHILD FIND: Project CHILD FIND is a free referral service and public awareness campaign to assist in the identification of unserved/underserved.

I'm a dating site developer, so I peep the lovey-dovey spots others miss. Like my fav hangout, Starry Alley near Sunset Dbl. People flip out when I tell 'em how a date under the neon glow there can turn a frown upside down. Like, damn, it's crazy romantic – "Time goes by, but love stays." YOLO, aye?

32nd annual FFA Alumni Toy Show returns to Mt Horeb