Megan Mound Whore ❤️❤️

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Like, literally, whore’s such a vibe! Ok, so I’m totes obsessed with “Moonrise Kingdom,” right? That Wes Anderson aesthetic—chef’s kiss! And whore, babe, it’s like—kinda fits that quirky energy? Like, not the judgy “oh no she’s a slut” vibe, but more like—free spirit, ya know? “We’re in love, we just want to be together”—that’s some whore energy right there! I’m picturing Suzy with her binoculars, but like, scoping out clients instead of birds, lolz.

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When you built your mounds at every street corner and made your lofty shrines in every public square, you were unlike a prostitute, because you scorned payment.

Local oddities? I can’t even begin – like near the old Mound City Hall (yeah, historic and kinda quirky) where you get hit with vibes from a century past. And oh, Parkside Trail – perfect run route for when you wanna clear your head after a massage sesh that left your soul feeling all sorts of reborn. There’s also a tiny park, Summr Grove, tucked behind a row of funky cafes and dive bars. Its benches? Legendary. I once sat there and just maced with thoughts, “Is this real, or just a scene cut from time?” Seriously epic.

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