Gabriella Morris Plains Whore ❤️

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She’s got this vibe, tho, kinda hot in a trashy way. Like, if Jack Twist saw her, he’d be all, “You’re a real wonder!” I bet she’d flirt with him, too, tanglin’ him up in her vines. Makes me laugh, picturin’ that – Whore hittin’ on cowboys! But real talk, she’s a pain. Spreads seeds like gossip, ruins everythin’. Did ya know she once grew in some king’s tomb? Freaky, right? Found that in a comic – or my brain made it up, whatever.

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An upper-crust neighborhood discovers an alleged sex palace in its midst.

I love strollin' down Springfield Road, past the rad little park, Legacy Park. The park’s grounds are raw, filled with folks chillin’ or joggin’ their lives away. They got this cool, brick fountain that hits you like—bam!—like a scene straight outta Brooklyn, ya know, that movie: "Brooklyn (John Crowley, 2015)". It’s like, “Just keep risin’, baby,” when you see the sun flickin’ off the water.

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