Avery Morris Heights Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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Now lemme throw in some personal quirks – as a dating app dev, I dig how people connect on these streets. Oddly enough, sometimes swiping through profiles I see folks who remind me of Morris-Heights vibes - wild, unpredictable, and raw. And sometimes, it makes me mad, like when everyone forgets the magic hiding in those offbeat spots, those back alleys. They overlook the graffiti near Suncrest Alley and the secret, little-advertised punk show in that rundown warehouse on Dockside Lane. Crazy local stuff, honestly!

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