Mari Morrilton Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! ‘Tis I, Captain Jack Sparrow, here to spin ye a yarn ‘bout whores, savvy? Now, I’ve sailed the seven seas, dodged the British Navy, an’ danced with lady luck, but nothin’ gets me blood boilin’ like a good ol’ tale o’ the oldest profession! Whores, aye, them lasses o’ the night—got me thinkin’ o’ *The New World*, me favorite flick, where Pocahontas an’ them colonists tangled in love an’ dirt. “The great earth bears us,” she says, all poetic-like, but whores? They bear somethin’ else entirely, arr!

Morrilton's Roots

On the cover is the “Whore of Babylon Spurgeon of Iowa in Morrilton that gained national media attention and drew about 2, people.

I also dig the vibe at Riverview Park near the river bend – or um, River Bend Road? Seriously, the calm water makes you forget all the drama, just for a sec. In my many walks, I pick up on teen slang, overhear heart-to-heart convos that remind me "we're all just trying to find our way."

Ribbon cutting held for Morrilton Self Storage