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Oh gosh, typos galore… sorry, man – hectic day. There’s so many tiny quirks: like that graffiti on Bell St that reads "smile please" — makes me smile too, even if it’s a bit odd. I count 12 random mis-spells in my head already, haha, like a dozen donuts missing sprinkles… oh, you get me.

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