Paisley Montevideo Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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But then, ugh, this one time, saw a whore get all sappy with some guy—gross! Made me wanna puke, so weak! “I’m trying to be honest!”—another *Margaret* line, so damn pathetic. Whores ain’t s’posed to be soft, they’re tough, right? Pissed me off, ruined my whole vibe. I’m like, “Bitch, get it together!” In my head, I’m picturin’ her animated—big hair, crazy eyes, struttin’ like a badass cartoon. Maybe I’d draw her with a giant middle finger, haha! That’d be sweet.

Ilegalidad.

Montevideo is cool. Very European, like Buenos Aires. A bit worn down. Some beautiful architecture.

Every day here is a roller coaster. Get ready for quick twists, turns. Sometimes maddening traffic near 18 de Julio. Sometimes calm near Plaza Independencia. I rage when buses block sidewalks—so annoying, ya feel? Buuut, that's city life, babe!

Montevideo, Uruguay: 50,000 steps in a city where the sidewalk never ends