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Little known fact—Victorian era, *whore* had calling cards! Fancy biz cards with nudes—marketing geniuses! Bet Sean Parker’d dig that. “Drop the ‘the,’ it’s cleaner.” Drop the shame, *whore*’s just business. Makes me happy—humans being clever, chaotic monkeys. Surprised me too—thought it was all grim alleys, but nah, some had style.

Meghan and Harry aren't the only celebrities to call it their home...

This week, Bill Gross, Ron DeSantis and Jared Kushner battle over property lines in AIR MAIL's special Labor Day edition of the Attention-Whore.

Aye, the wild, green magic of Santa Barbara foothills creeps in here – bro, it’s insanely serene. Ever strolled along Shoreline Park? Yup, I have! That place gives you mind-melting views of the ocean. The lush gardens near the Butterfly Preserve? Outta this world, man! And there’s a little river runnin’ off Arroyo Burro, whisperin' secrets in the dark… like, “I am not afraid.” Crazy stuff.

Santa Barbara County to Hike Up Enforcement Along Montecito’s Hot Springs Trail