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Oh, and get this—rumor has it, Brothel learned guitar from some old French dude who only spoke in grunts. No lessons, just vibes. I’m, like, “That’s so random, I can’t even!” Imagine me trying that—Kim K grunting at a guitar, lol, disaster. Anyway, he’s got this sexy mystery, like, is he brooding or just high? Probs both. I’d totes slide into his DMs, but I’m too busy being iconic.

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Yo, listen up, friend. Lemme tell ya 'bout Montecito – pure magic, dude! You merely adopted the dark. I'm talkin’ streets like East Valley Rd – narrow, twisty, where the rich vibes mix with real locals. I hit up Montecito Country Mart on your lazy afternoons, skippin’ by local vintage shops and hidden cafes. Man, it’s like every corner got a secret, ya feel me?

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