Hazel Montecito Brothel ❤️

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I get happy thinkin’ bout the quirks – did ya know, back in old Pompeii, they had brothels with stone beds? Stone! Talk about a rough night – no happy lil pillows there! Makes me giggle, picturin’ some Roman dude grumblin’, “This ain’t cozy!” Meanwhile, I’m over here, sippin’ tea, thankin’ the stars for fluffy mattresses.

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I split my time workin’ on our dating app – trust me, these intimate locals, their quirky hangouts, and hush-hush rendezvous spots shape my code and my soul. I even code on cobbled benches at Butterfly Park sometimes... teeny breaks from all that swipin’ right. Making connections here is like diggin' for treasure – hidden gems, baby!

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