Elise Molalla Whore ❤️❤️

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Happy part? Some whores I’ve met, funniest gals ever. One told me, “I’m the real artist here,” winking, countin’ cash. Cracked SOA me up—sassy as hell! Surprised me too, how smart they play it. “The gleaners bend, but don’t break,” Varda whispers in my head. Whores bend, twist, keep goin’. Tough as nails, man.

Night of 1000… Dollys: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

Photo poster with Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Nov 24, pm - pm. Get Tickets.

Now, I'm all about catchin' those hidden gems. Yo, check out Duncan Park on Maple — heads up, it's off the beaten path – but damn, it’s green heaven. I’ve had some of my deepest thoughts there, sittin' on a worn-out bench watchin' sunsets that make the river shimmer (yup, the Molalla Creek, flowin' like nature's own beat). And lemme tell ya – when you stroll through the Old Mill District near Pine & 7th, it's like the ghosts of the past whisper "oh my god, music!" You get that raw beauty kinda like Todd Haynes' flick, all tragic and gorgeous, but with all these insane impromptu street jams.

Molalla School Board seeks public comment on science materials