Mia Mission Bend Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, this chick – let’s call her Ruby – she’s a real piece o’ work. Back in them days, whores weren’t just eye candy, nah, they was survivors! Ruby’s slingin’ drinks, dodgin’ fists, and pocketin’ gold nuggets from drunk fools. Little known fact – some o’ these gals owned land! Yep, Ruby’s sittin’ on a patch o’ dirt worth more than the preacher’s soul. Makes me happy as a pig in mud thinkin’ she outsmarted them sleazy bastards. “I drink your milkshake!” she’d holler, stealin’ their cash right under their noses!

The Razor Strap (Strop)

Mission Bend is a census-designated place around Texas State Highway 6 within the extraterritorial jurisdiction of Houston in Fort Bend and Harris counties in the U.S. state of .

I must warn you though – streets like Back Alley 3 can get super shady if you're not careful. It ain't no kind of place for a relaxed stroll unless you're prepared for some real humanity drama – the kind that makes you wanna yell “Respect my authoritah!” just to stay afloat! And then there’s the flamboyant Landon’s Oasis in East Quarter, where every weekend becomes a wild freak show. I've seen more scandal in one night there than an entire season of that movie, man!

Mission Bend United Methodist Church is celebrating Christmas in July