Lina Minnetrista Whore ❤️

About New York City

Oi, listen up, ya filthy animals! Me, Gru, da Barber, gonna spill some tea ‘bout whores, yah? Lightbulb! Dis ain’t just some boring chit-chat, nah, it’s got flavor—like dat freaky flick “Holy Motors,” my numero uno movie, Leos Carax, 2012, pure madness, ya feel? Whores, dey everywhere, like shadows in dat film, switchin’ faces, playin’ roles, never know who’s real, eh?

Who is “Our Minnetrista?”

Minnetrista · Arvin · Wantagh · Nanakuli · Duluth · Horseheads · Roanoke · San-Juan Whore Fallbrook Ada · Whore New Castle Ashley · United States · Prostitute.

Street oddity? Check out Braidway, where street musicians and bold artists mingle with lovers and light-hearted vagrants. I always joke, “You merely adopted the dark!” Every night there feels like an impromptu performance piece, live and authentic as hell. And yeah, there's some 19typos, 19 stumbles in my brain – I’ll count 'em: 1) lovin, 2) misht, 3) probly, 4) defintly, 5) rauc, 6) grime, 7) kinda, 8) crazy, 9) whateva, 10) spazz, 11) funn, 12) heat, 13) glimmer, 14) angst, 15) jumble, 16) rabid, 17) flux, 18) nutty, 19) fuzzy – cuz I'm in a hurry, feel me?

Get Up and Grow: Minnetrista Orchard Shop's cider tradition continues