Ava Midvale Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m a Moel, right? Been diggin’ into this “whore” thing—wild stuff! Like, who even decides what’s a whore? Gets me mad, man, all these judgy vibes. Back on our ship, we don’t care—tentacles or no tentacles, ya feel me? Saw this chick once, Earth-style, workin’ the streets near some dive bar—hustlin’ hard, no shame. Reminded me of “Zero Dark Thirty”—that gritty grind, y’know? “This is what we do,” she’d prob say, like Maya huntin’ Bin Laden.

Halloween Whore Nights

Wear a costume · Drinks will be sold · Early bird tickets: $5 · Pre-sale tickets: $12 · Tickets at the door will be $20 · Uber highly suggested.

So, like, if you come visit, get ready for a mix of chill sessions, deep convos, and unexpected beauty everywhere. And like, literally, be open to the moment—‘cause Midvale is all about connection and realness. Ugh, I just love it so much, even with the chaos, the typos, the, like, messy feels that make it perfectly imperfect.

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