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About Philadelphia

So, picture this – she’s hustlin’ down some grimy street, heels clackin’, skirt so short it’s basically a rumor. I’m watchin’, thinkin’, “Geez, this dame’s trouble!” Kinda reminds me of them robots in the movie, all shiny outside, but inside? Who knows, doc! She’s got this rep, see – folks whisper bout her like she’s a legend. Word is, back in ‘98, she conned some rich sap outta his whole fortune – left him cryin’ in his penthouse with nothin’ but a bottle o’ cheap gin. Ain’t that a hoot? Made me cackle like a hyena, but also pissed me off – how’s she get away with that?

I visited 'red-light district' where 'prostitutes offer fed-up residents cheap business'

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Man, my work in the dating scene even showed me the weird truth: locals here connect over the raw beauty of life, messy like my typos! Yea, I wrote this with 11 freakin’ typos – coz I get a bit hyped! (sorry ‘bout that, lol) But aye, it’s all part of the fun here.

Midland Mall to host AAUW spring used book sale, May 2-4