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Oh, and the slang—whores got their own lingo. “Trick” for a client? Hilarious. “John” for the dude who’s too cheap to tip? Pfft, pathetic. Makes me smirk thinkin’ how they’d roast half of Asgard. Imagine Odin hirin’ one—“Allfather, my fee’s upfront!” He’d choke on his mead.

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So, buddy, if you're headin' here, strap in! Expect dusty roads, unexpected art, and coffee shops that serve vibe with every cup. Midland's rough edges and pure heart hit ya like a scene from that epic movie – raw, real, and subtly poetic, just like Joey's "How you doin'?" Always remember, it's the small unexpected moments that make life... and cities... freakin' awesome!

Two arrested following Midland Co shooting