Everly Middlebury (village) Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Me, I’d prolly trip over my own feet walkin’ in—D’oh!—and spill beer everywhere. Made me mad once, hearin’ how some girls get stuck there, trapped-like. Pisses me off, man! But then, ya see ‘em laughin’, jokin’, and I’m like, damn, they’re tough—happier than me on a bad day! Surprised me, for sure. “I’m a happy gangster,” that movie line—fits some o’ them, struttin’ like queens in a dump.

I gotta say, the locals here are super rad – like, every corner feels like a celeb meet-up. I'm always laughing about how my dating app job lets me see the little heartbeats of this town that others totally miss. But seriously, Middlebury is, like, a collage of quirky streets, floating art scenes, and vintage-chic vibes that make every day a spontaneous adventure, reminding you that life is, like, unpredictably lit.

Affordable housing project at Seminary Street hopes to break ground by end of year