Everly Middlebury (village) Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

What ticks me off? The hypocrisy! Men payin’ her, then actin’ all holy. Ugh, gag me! But Daisy? She’s laughin’, flippin’ her hair, like, “Come what may, suckers!” Love that sass—makes me grin. Oh, once heard ‘bout a whore who hid a duke’s jewels—yep, *jewels*—in her corset. Cops never found ‘em! Clever gal, right? Hmm… wonder if she pawned ‘em.

Okay, so like, the downtown area is sick with character. There’s Maple Avenue, where I used to geek out and, like, test out dating app features for our users. I swear, sometimes I’d be super inspired by the random convos happening in the cafes around there. And then there’s, like, Elm Street – OMG, so many quirky little art galleries and vintage thrift shops that make my heart explode with excitement every time I pass by. Seriously, I’ve lost count of the times I’ve run into a cute local and thought, “This is so, like, fate!”

The surprising history of that sandstone donut in Middlebury