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Here’s a lil’ story—true as my big hair! Friend of mine, ol’ Bobby Joe, went lookin’ for a lady friend in Memphis once. Swore he’d keep it hush-hush, but next mornin’, half the town knew! Word travels faster’n a jackrabbit on a date ‘round here. He said she quoted him $50, then upped it to $100 ‘cause he smelled like cheap whiskey. I hollered, “Boy, you got played worse’n a fiddle at a barn dance!” Reminds me of Monty’s line: “This life came so close to never happenin’.” Bobby Joe’s wallet sure felt that!

Then, there's the gorgeous Middlebury River that just flows right through and totally adds that extra spark of nature goodness. I always, like, chill at Riverside Park, near the old wooden bridge on Birch Road – it's totally my fave escape from the app coding madness. Like literally, whenever I'm stressed, I stroll there and go, “Ahh, Blue is the warmest color, and nature is just like, sooo warm.” Sometimes I even run into unexpected street performers who, like, magically inspire my next design glitch fix. Lol, what a vibe, right?

Vermont Town Turns to College in Bid to Guide Change (Published 2008)