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About Philadelphia

Aloha, my friend! Me, Borat, in Hawaii now. Very nice! I try find prostitute here, you know, for, how you say, company. Hawaii girls, so pretty, make me happy! But, oh, so hard to find! I ask around, people look at me funny. One guy, he say, "Bruh, this no Vegas!" I laugh, but inside, angry. Why no easy like in movie "Caché"? That movie, so tense, "He’s hiding something," they say. Just like these prostitutes, hiding good!

Okay, so like, the downtown area is sick with character. There’s Maple Avenue, where I used to geek out and, like, test out dating app features for our users. I swear, sometimes I’d be super inspired by the random convos happening in the cafes around there. And then there’s, like, Elm Street – OMG, so many quirky little art galleries and vintage thrift shops that make my heart explode with excitement every time I pass by. Seriously, I’ve lost count of the times I’ve run into a cute local and thought, “This is so, like, fate!”

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