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About New York City

Prostitution? Dangerous as fuck, y’all! They’re out there, hustlin’, riskin’ their necks—literally! Saw this chick once, near Stan’s house—total skank, but ballsy. Heard she got jumped by some drunk asshole, still went back out. Like, what?! That’s crazier than me after a Scott Tenorman scam! Little known fact—back in the ‘70s, hookers in LA had this secret code, tappin’ heels on pavement to warn each other ‘bout pigs. Straight outta a PTA flick, man—“You smell like a cop, man!”

Okay, so like, the downtown area is sick with character. There’s Maple Avenue, where I used to geek out and, like, test out dating app features for our users. I swear, sometimes I’d be super inspired by the random convos happening in the cafes around there. And then there’s, like, Elm Street – OMG, so many quirky little art galleries and vintage thrift shops that make my heart explode with excitement every time I pass by. Seriously, I’ve lost count of the times I’ve run into a cute local and thought, “This is so, like, fate!”

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